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Signed Book Giveaway in April...
Okay, so despite what many of you might think, this is NOT an April's Fool joke. I am serious. I decided that in April I will be giving away TWO FREE SIGNED PAPERBACK COPIES of my selected titles to two lucky winners. Sounds too good to be true? It isn't. It just so happens that I couldn't keep this secret within any longer, hence the awkward timing. April's Fool's Day or not, it is the first day of the month, and I want you to have every chance you can get at winning.
Who is eligible?
Anyone who is 18+ (or in countries where mature content can only be displayed to those over 21, then obviously 21) and lives on Earth. Okay, I might find it difficult to send a book to Timbuktu, but I will do my best. Please contact me if in doubt (I will be shipping from the UK). Please also note that you do not have to give me any personal details unless you win (and even then only those data that are necessary in order to post the book to you).
How to apply?
The process couldn't be simpler. All you need to do is sign up to my newsletter (of course, you can unsubscribe anytime). But please note that if you chose to do so, you will not be eligible for later entries, until you subscribe again (I won't hold a grudge against you, don't worry!). Oh, and I won't send you more than 1-2 emails a week (depending on how often I get in the mood to post here).
Okay, so if you want to get a chance to grab a FREE SIGNED PAPERBACK COPY of one of my books, then you just find the 'Join our mailing list, never miss an update' sign at the bottom right of the page (or right under this post if you are reading via your phone).
How many entries do you get by signing up?
One per giveaway, to start with. So, once you subscribe to my newsletter, you will be eligible for both paperbacks (as well as ones that I will reveal next month). Oh, yes, I have big plans with this, so stay tuned. If you remain a subscriber, then you shouldn't worry, you will automatically be enlisted for all competitions (unless of course you want to opt out without losing your subscription - which you can do anytime).
I want to state again, that this is totally, utterly and completely FREE. So you don't pay anything, not even postage. All you need to do is enter your email address, click submit and then sit back and relax (and wait for the announcement).
However, if you would like me to include your email address twice in that particular magic hat for the same book (because you want it so badly), you can always comment on one of my blog posts. I'm not being greedy or selfish, purely want to know You a little better, and want to reward you all for your support. I will be honored, trust me!
When will you get your prize if you win?
On the first of May I will announce the two winners (who will of course be selected randomly from among my lovely subscribers). After that, I will send you a 'congratulations, you won' email (obviously in a more creative way) and you will have till the 15th of May to respond and 'claim' your prize (just briefly say hello and reply with the requested details, e.g. name, address, who do you want me to sign the book to, etc).
After I receive your reply, it will take 1-2 weeks to deliver (depending on where you live - and of course, how quickly you claim your prize).
How many winners will be in April's Giveaway?
Two, who will be selected randomly on the 1st of May. Anyone who subscribes before that (even at 11:59 PM on the last day of April) will be eligible. If you are extremely lucky, you might take home both prizes (in which case, there will be one winner, obviously).
I won't disclose the full email address of the lucky ones, but will include their first name in the post (if applicable). E.g. if your email address is firstname.lastname@example.org, then I will say that 'Hey, this month our winner is HornyFellow'. (Don't worry, there won't be any confusion, as pretty much 1-2 hours after the announcement, you should receive an email from me with the requested details).
What are the prizes, actually?
Oh, yes, almost forgot... So, the first book is (the distant sound of drums)...
My Hitch-Hiking Valentine, A Short Erotic Story (not just for Valentine's Day).
Partly because this is one of my favorites, but most importantly because it seems to be one of your favorites, too. If you want to read my previous article about the book and what's behind it, you can do it here.
The second (but equally popular) book is:
The Bucket List, A Short Erotic Story (Straight). If you want to read my previous article about the book and what's behind it, you can do it here.
Another reason for choosing these two bite-sized steamy (and albeit kinky) erotica pieces was the fact that they both make you question what you thought you knew about common celebrations. A New Year's Eve resolution taking an unexpected turn, just like a blind date for Valentine's Day.
This is just a teeny-tiny way of saying a huge thanks guys for reading my posts and stories. It means a lot to me, and please do share this with your book-loving friends (if they are 18+, of course). Thank you, and good luck to you all! And, for those who don't win: don't worry, there will be plenty to go around later. But, if you can't wait, you can always purchase the books via Amazon, as I'm going to host some book signing events as well soon. Oops, that was supposed to be a secret for now. Oh, well, never mind. Now you know (although, they will be in the UK to start with). But who knows, right?
Feel free to let me know which books you would like in the Surprise Giveaway for May. I will take every suggestion into consideration.
As always, stay tuned, and if any questions, you know where to find me.